How I made $20 in 2 minutes.
So I got home today and got a random message from somebody. They needed a "javascript decoder." -- Turns out, I made $20 out of it, not including what paypal took. Here's the unedited (except for his name) chat log.

Session Start: Sun Nov 30 20:57:27 2008
Session Ident: svetlauye
[20:57] Session Ident: svetlauye (freenode, ninwa) (n=helpp@88.238.25.36)
[20:57] (some turkish dude) hi ninwa
01[20:59] (ninwa) hello stranger
[20:59] (some turkish dude) help me
[20:59] (some turkish dude) javascript decode program name:(
01[21:00] (ninwa) javascript isn't a compiler language, why would you need a "decoder"?
01[21:00] (ninwa) compiled*
[21:01] (some turkish dude) 1 mýnute
[21:01] (some turkish dude) the example
[21:02] (some turkish dude) <script>document.write(String.fromCharCode(60, 115, 99, 114, 105, 112, 116, 32, 116, 121, 112, 101, 61, 34, 116, 101, 120, 116, 47, 106, 97,
[21:02] (some turkish dude) 118, 97, 115, 99, 114, 105, 112, 116, 34, 32, 108,
[21:02] (some turkish dude) 97, 110, 103, 117, 97, 103, 101, 61, 34, 106, 97, 118, 97, 115, 99, 114, 105, 112, 116, 34, 62, 10, 10, 10, 118, 97, 114, 32, 105
[21:02] (some turkish dude) ..... decode
[21:02] (some turkish dude) ým a lýttle speak englýsh ým sory do you understand me
01[21:03] (ninwa) one second
[21:03] (some turkish dude) oohh thank you
01[21:04] (ninwa) Those are just the decimal ascii values for the string, you can use this table and decode it by hand.
01[21:04] (ninwa) http://enteos2.area.trieste.it/russo/IntroInfo2001-2002/CorsoRetiGomezel/ASCII-EBIC_files/ascii_table.jpg
01[21:04] (ninwa) Or you could easily write a decoder, realistically you just need to cast each number to char.
[21:06] (some turkish dude) hmm
01[21:06] (ninwa) The beginning of that looks like this: <script ty ...
01[21:06] (ninwa) 60 = <, 115 = s, etc
01[21:06] (ninwa) here, one sec
[21:07] (some turkish dude) hýmm ý understand ... but ý am not programmer butý understood you :/
[21:07] (some turkish dude) I am looking for ready programme
[21:07] (some turkish dude) It* become in paid
[21:08] (some turkish dude) Turn, necessary,
[21:08] (some turkish dude) do you understand me
01[21:08] (ninwa) No need to pay for it, let me write something super fast, I'm sufficiently bored anyway
[21:09] (some turkish dude) okk
01[21:12] (ninwa) here
01[21:12] (ninwa) http://codepad.org/kff7XaCN
[21:12] (some turkish dude) yes
01[21:12] (ninwa) where $decode = "..."
01[21:12] (ninwa) replace ".." with all of your numbers
01[21:12] (ninwa) and it will print in the output
[21:13] (some turkish dude) oooo
01[21:13] (ninwa) enjoy
[21:13] (some turkish dude) 1 minute
[21:13] (some turkish dude) yesss perfectt
[21:13] (some turkish dude) 1 mýnute
[21:13] (some turkish dude) ým test
[21:14] (some turkish dude) language c c++ d haskell lua ocaml php perl
[21:15] (some turkish dude) which one
01[21:15] (ninwa) php
[21:15] (some turkish dude) ý want to write
[21:15] (some turkish dude) oke
[21:15] (some turkish dude) oke
[21:17] (some turkish dude) ninwa very very sory im bothering you
[21:17] (some turkish dude) ý entered codepad org
01[21:18] (ninwa) use the link I gave you
01[21:18] (ninwa) http://codepad.org/kff7XaCN
01[21:18] (ninwa) at the bottom where it says New Paste:
01[21:18] (ninwa) change the numbers in the $decode to match all the numbers you want, then hit submit
[21:20] (some turkish dude) ninwa...........
[21:20] (some turkish dude) thank you very much
01[21:20] (ninwa) no problemo
[21:21] (some turkish dude) oh
01[21:21] (ninwa) have fun!
[21:21] (some turkish dude) perfect
[21:21] (some turkish dude) where are you from
01[21:21] (ninwa) USA
[21:21] (some turkish dude) ým turkeý turkey
[21:21] (some turkish dude) how old are you
01[21:21] (ninwa) 20 :)
[21:21] (some turkish dude) wow
[21:21] (some turkish dude) ým..
[21:21] (some turkish dude) western unýon
[21:21] (some turkish dude) send money
01[21:21] (ninwa) Nope.
[21:21] (some turkish dude) you must accept
[21:21] (some turkish dude) 30$ send money
[21:22] (some turkish dude) name surname city please
01[21:22] (ninwa) If you want to send me any amount of money, you can use paypal, but I don't accept money from strangers typically. Especially wetern union :)
01[21:22] (ninwa) It's not safe.
01[21:22] (ninwa) You don't owe me anything, good luck and enjoy. :)
[21:22] (some turkish dude) translation ýmlng
[21:22] (some turkish dude) 1 mýnute
[21:23] (some turkish dude) yes
[21:23] (some turkish dude) ok ý understand
01[21:23] (ninwa) :)
[21:23] (some turkish dude) paypal buyýng lýnk
01[21:24] (ninwa) jbleau@gmail.com
[21:24] (some turkish dude) ým logýn
[21:24] (some turkish dude) paypal
[21:24] (some turkish dude) 1 mýnute
[21:24] (some turkish dude) ým
[21:24] (some turkish dude) rapidshare account new account buyýng for you
[21:25] (some turkish dude) do you want
01[21:25] (ninwa) Awesome! :) sure
01[21:25] (ninwa) fair deal
[21:25] (some turkish dude) ok
[21:25] (some turkish dude) ý understans
[21:25] (some turkish dude) 5 mýnute later
[21:25] (some turkish dude) ým
[21:25] (some turkish dude) buyýng
[21:26] (some turkish dude) rapidshare.com new account for you
[21:26] (some turkish dude) ok
[21:26] (some turkish dude) ok ým buyýng now
01[21:26] (ninwa) You really didn't have to do that, the program was no problem
01[21:27] (ninwa) but thank you
[21:28] (some turkish dude) no
[21:28] (some turkish dude) ým paypal logýn
[21:28] (some turkish dude) 2 mýnute
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Session Close: Sun Nov 30 21:30:46 2008

Session Start: Sun Nov 30 21:31:56 2008
Session Ident: svetlauye
[21:31] Session Ident: svetlauye (freenode, ninwa) (n=helpp@88.238.25.36)
[21:31] (some turkish dude) jbleau@gmail.com
[21:31] (some turkish dude) 20$
[21:32] (some turkish dude) send money
[21:32] (some turkish dude) oke
[21:32] (some turkish dude) nýnwa
[21:32] (some turkish dude) send now
[21:32] (some turkish dude) Para gönderildi!
[21:32] (some turkish dude) $20,00 USD tutarýnda bir ödemeyi jbleau@gmail.com alýcýsýna gönderdiniz.
[21:32] (some turkish dude) Bu iþlem için size bir makbuz ve alýcýnýza bir e-posta gönderildi
[21:32] (some turkish dude) e-mail inbox login
[21:33] (some turkish dude) Joseph Bleau
[21:33] (some turkish dude) :)
01[21:33] (ninwa) :]
[21:33] (some turkish dude) thank you
01[21:33] (ninwa) no problem, thank you
[21:33] (some turkish dude) joseph
Session Close: Sun Nov 30 21:34:58 2008